I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
|—||Edmund Lee (via aureat)|
|—||Bill Cosby (via gettingahealthybody)|
In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
Am I doing this right
MRI scan of a human subject from the cranium to the feet
this show was fucked up.